Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Stupid Hats at Coachella

I went to Coachella. There was a lot of great music. And a lot of stupid hats. To be included on this blog, you must fulfill two criteria: 1. You were at Coachella 2. Your hat was stupid.

If you'd like to submit a pic, e-mail it to StupidHatsatCoachella@gmail.com

Bill couldn’t figure out why no one wanted to be around
him until his one friend painfully broke the news




"How do you not see me? I'm wearing the
32 bracelets, finger rings and bear hat.....No, the other one."


When accessorizing, always make sure the
lampshade hat and dress don’t clash


This is cheating because it’s a picture of a picture but the
hat is still stupid and was spotted at Coachella so there


Even Jigga was cool enough to pose for
this blog (or Billboard. Same difference.)


"Ahh, here it is. I put you in my phone under 'Stupid Purple Thing'."


Having successfully finished Round 28
of Darkon, festival time has begun


You can't tell from this photo, but this couple had sex later
that night by slowly rubbing their hats together


Now you're just being a dick


Dance Tent (but you knew that already)


#1 of 4,348 Santa hats spotted


This is what happens when Goldenvoice
takes on Spencer Gifts as a sponsor


The Saddest Viking in the World


This guy was walking around asking
people to "touch his fur." I declined.


This may not look too bad but it was about 90 degrees
when this pic was shot and dude was rocking earflaps.
Some people die for their art.


“Mom, I don’t wanna wear your stupid hat!”

“It’s scorching out. Either you wear it or you’re staying home.”

“Fine.”


She's 14 so I thought about giving her a pass because we all
wore stupid things at that age. But she fit the criteria so include I will.


Just because a hat is music-related doesn't
mean it's cool to wear at a festival


You can’t really see, but her hat says “Got Beer?”
Spotted in the Dance Tent to nobody’s surprise.


There's a joke here about Panda Bear performing
at Coachella but I'm not smart enough to come up with it


An excellent choice for a 90-degree festival


Another excellent choice


Sometimes you want a hat that will
cover your entire body just to be safe


Trucker hats. Yep. Still.



This is so close to being not stupid until
you get to Carrot Top's testicle on the top


The most compatible couple in the world


Karen successfully ends her two-week
hunt to look like a 1970s top


The feathers on the front of this hat kept blowing
in this woman's face and you know, sometimes you
just have to know when to trade in for something a lil smaller


I'm not really sure what look this guy was going for.
The hat says Clockwork Orange. But the feathers say Lou Diamond Phillips.


The police tape was a nice touch just in case
the giant bunny ears didn't look silly enough


Unless you're Popeye, sailor hats will always
make every Stupid Hat blog on the web


See above


With the sun beating down and nowhere else to turn,
Jim raids his family's closet and steals his daughter's
prop hat from 'The Good Earth' school play


It’s kinda hard to see but that is a turkey and, consequently, stupid


When a problem comes along, you must eat it.


In terms of prickishness, this is the individual version of putting
someone on your shoulders so they can see the stage better.
(Either that or she's insane. I picture her saying sweetly, "If Mr. Pinkneck doesn't see Edward Sharpe, Mr. Pinkneck is going to be VERY angry.")


Look at this fuck. Dude, it's California, not Chicago.


Waiting on line to pick up tickets, I spotted this inspirational beacon that guided me on my quest of stupid hat documentation. Thank you, crazy hat lady. Wherever you are.





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